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  • Name: Choo-Choo Spatula
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 149 lbs.
  • Theme Music: Mega Man 2 Crash Man Theme
  • Qoute: "Feed the fucking goats!"
  • Title(s) Held: World Champion (2x)
    Tag Team Champion

    Choo-Choo Spatula, real name Jordan Kreager, was one of the "founding fathers" of Infomercial Highways Wrestling. He has the reputation of being the craziest son of a bitch in IHW history. He is one of the most original people in IHW. He innovated the "Thorn Death Match" and the use of thorns or briars as they are called by some. The use of these as a weapon has spread to other backyard federations in Norhteast Ohio after seeing Spatula use them. He's also known for being the first person to use barbed wire in an IHW match.

    Spatula was the original World Heavyweight Champion in IHW. It was long disputed who should be but a 3-Way Dance came down to decide it between, at the time stable mates in the TwO, Spatula, 7Pac, and Soap Boy. Spautula prevailed in this match. He was also one half of the original Tag Team Champions, Privacy Prefrences with 7Pac. Privacy Prefrences was considered the undisputed Champions due to their domination in IHW. When things could probably not get any better Spatula forfeited the World Heavyweight Title and put it up in a tournament at the Davis Arena.

    Three brackets were made in this tournament to decide who the new World Champion should be. Spatula prevailed in his bracket, Scotty Shamrock in his, and 7Pac, who joined as a mystery man won his. This triggered the crumbling of the TwO. At the next IHW show during a TwO promo 7Pac and Spatula broke out into fight that was hardly broken up by Soap Boy. 7Pac spit on Spatula and threw his Tag Team Title right in his face setting up their second match against each other, but this time with bad blood brewing, not friendliness. 7Pac managed to prevail in this match up that would mark the last IHW event until One Night Only.

    The fans voted that Spatula, 7Pac, and Shamrock should face off in a 3-Way Dance Ladder Match at One Night Only. The match was set, but Scotty Shamrock bailed out of the match leaving the former Tag Team Champions to fight alone. 7Pac managed to come out on top but not without some help from DJ Busta. Spatula would regain his revenge in the second half of One Night Only when he would defeat 7Pac in a Weapons Match to win the title and hold onto it for one day short of a month.

    7Pac immediatley got a rematch booked for the next IHW show, Sunday Night Suicide. 7Pac stuck in the stipulations if him and DJ Busta won the Tag Team contest then he would become the new World Heavyweight Champion, but if Spatula's team won 7Pac would retire. Spatula was in trouble. He had no allies in IHW to join him to fight off 2/3 of Star Fuckers INC. and it seemed to be two on one. Enter, IHW new comer, Shii Clarkk. Spatula called out anyone in the back who would join him and low and behold a new wrestler walked out to no music and joined him in the ring. DJ Busta and 7Pac came out and the teams did battle with 7Pac and DJ Busta prevailing after 7Pac, hit the Showstopper on Shii Clarkk to score the pinfall and win the World Heavyweight Title.

    Soon after this at the next IHW show, IHW would close after all the controversy arose about the World Title that Shii Clarkk "held."

    Months later IHW re-opened and a few small shows were held that featured Spatula back up to his old violent ways. He fought the Squirrel in a brutal match while injured with torn cartilage in his knee. He fought Squirrel again in the first round of the IHW Death Match Tourney in a brutal barbed-wire match. He also teamed up with his short lived GMX stable mate, Shii Clarkk in a tag team match up against the short lived DJ-Nipple Hook Up.

    Now Spatula has decided to take on a lighter working schedule to persue other interests and to take time to let his knee get back to 100%. From everyone at IHW we can't wait to see him step back into the ring full time and get back to his old crazy ways.


  • UPDATES
    MAY 11
  • Spatula's profile is up..

    NEXT IHW EVENT
    Sunday Night Suicide

    *Main Event*
    DJ Busta (c) vs. Soap Boy