Welcome to the fourth edition of IH Dub: Sicone Style. Today was a memorable day in the life of Sicone. I came out of retirement in dramatic fashion. Mr. Varsity was standing in the ring doing a promo and I ran in and kicked his ass ending my stand as being full time announcer. So now IHW will finally be entertaining cause Sicone is back. All of IH Dub better watch their fuckin backs.

I will recap most of the event that happened tonight. The first thing that happened was when i kicked Mr. Varsity's ass, which was quite enjoyable cause i never like that prick to begin with. So after I was done kicking his ass DJ Busta had a match for the Transcontinental Title against Dow Jones. Before the match 7Pac had promised Dow Jones he would emerge victorious. The match went back in forth with no one being in complete control and then that asshole 7Pac ran his skinny fuckin ass into the ring with Soap Boy and beat the shit out of DJ Busta. They then rolled Dow Jones unto DJ and Dow Jones won the match with the help of his asshole friends. Next when Dow Jones was walking out the door he got attacked by a Mystery Man that sent him flying through the door.

Next match was between Shii Clark and the Squirrel. Shii Clark came out to his usual stupid music and then we awaited the arrival of Squirrel. Squirrel was a no show so the prick 7Pac decided to face Shii Clark ending his short run of being retired. In my opinion he should have stayed retired cause now I will be after his ass. 7Pac was victorious and became the Daylight Savings Champion.

The next and final match was between Soap Boy and DJ Busta for the World Heavyweight belt. The match was pretty even until 7Pac ran out and started to interfere. They were kicking DJ Busta's ass when the mystery man, later identified as the HellRaiser came out and fucked up 7Pac's plans for a happy ending. HellRaiser choke slammed Soap Boy and 7Pac and rolled DJ Busta unto Soap Boy. DJ got the pinfall and retained his belt.

Pretty pointless night because Ricky Sicone did not get any title shots and was only involved in the opening. I want my fuckin title shot. I deserve it more than all the other pussies in IHW do and yet I still get denied the oppurtunity. I am sick and tired of it. I am going on a rampage through IHW until I get my title shot. I will kick everyone's ass' in IHW until I get my way. If I don't get what I want then all of IHW will feel my wrath.

That's all for now bitches and if you didn't like my article then fuck yourself. Better yet I'll just kick your ass.